TALKING CUCUMBER LTD
Company number 08631966 · Active · London W1B 3HH
TALKING CUCUMBER LTD is an active private limited company (company number 08631966) incorporated on 31 July 2013, registered in London. Its registered activity is business and domestic software development (SIC 62012). Latest micro accounts cover the period ending 31 July 2025, showing net assets of £75k, with 0 employees on average. As micro-entity accounts, no profit and loss account is filed, so turnover and profit are not public. Net assets fell 9% on the prior period (£83k).
By net assets it sits in the top quarter of 15,170 comparable companies in London (median £702, upper quartile £27k).
Key dates
- Incorporated
- 31 July 2013
- Next accounts due
- 30 April 2027 — in 193 days
- Confirmation statement due
- 14 August 2027 — in 299 days
Due dates are expected from Companies House filing rules; confirm on the official register before relying on them.
Activity
- SIC 62012
- Business and domestic software development
- Accounts type
- Micro Entity
- Size band
- Micro (Companies Act thresholds)
Financials — 2 periods on record, latest ending 31 July 2025
| Period end | Net assets | Cash | Debtors | Creditors <1y | Turnover | Profit | Employees |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31 July 2025 | £75k | — | — | £93k | — | — | 0 |
| 31 July 2024 | £83k | — | — | £95k | — | — | 0 |
- Current ratio
- 0.19 — current liabilities exceed current assets
Figures as filed in iXBRL accounts at Companies House. "—" means the line was not reported in that filing; micro-entity accounts contain no profit and loss account.
Firmoscan score: 60/100 (grade C)
- +10 Positive net assets — Net assets £75,024 at 2025-07-31
- -8 Current liabilities exceed current assets — Current ratio 0.19
- +8 Established — Incorporated 2013-07-31 (13 years)
A transparent, rules-based score from filed data only: every point lists its evidence. It is not a credit rating or advice.
Ownership and control
- Mr Jocelyn Charles Ingram Michael Barker — owns 75–100% of shares · since 5 July 2026
- Mr Jocelyn Charles Ingram Michael Barker — owns 75–100% of shares; holds 75–100% of voting rights; can appoint or remove directors; can appoint or remove directors; can appoint or remove directors · since 1 July 2016 · ceased 31 October 2023
- Mr Izzuddin Yusoff — owns 75–100% of shares; holds 75–100% of voting rights; can appoint or remove directors · since 31 October 2023 · ceased 5 July 2026
Persons with significant control hold 25% or more of shares or voting rights. Smaller shareholdings are only listed in confirmation-statement documents.
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Reminders for TALKING CUCUMBER LTD
Get an email before each filing deadline — accounts and confirmation statement — so nothing is late.